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| Introducing, "Your Demon Dream and Favorite Fiend - The Unstoppable", Rainbow Blight! She is the voice of rage and dancing dolly of the NYC hate machine, Hate In The Box (see review). Colorful and creative, she is art-in- motion. Much love and mad props go out to her for showing her Scary Family values by submitting herself to this twisted interview with Scary Jerry. Believe it or not, she didn't even regret it! Grab a handful of candy and a glass of Kool- aid and enjoy this in-depth look into the mind of this diabolic doll. Scary: First let me thank you for doing this interview and being one of the coolest people I've come in contact with since starting Scary Entertainment. I've always heard that New Yorkers are rude, but the bands seem to stick together pretty well. Do you tend to see very much feuding between bands in the "Big Apple"? Rainbow: Not really, especially since we installed a Hyperboric acid chamber on the backpacks of our Mechanized Penguin Deathsquad. Scary: I recently visited your message boards, and I was surprised to see a few people taking the time (or maybe they just have nothing better to do) to sling a little mud at you. Most bands would pull those messages off. Why do you allow them to stay up? Do you enjoy the hate as much as I do? Rainbow: We believe in freedom of speech. We only tape mouths shut when it's consensual. Scary: I have to ask... as a child, what kind of music did you listen to? Rainbow: I didn't listen to much music as a child, but I did watch alot of cartoons and tons of horror and sci-fi movies. I think the music from those three are a big influence on my lyrics and certainly Optimus Crime's keyboard playing as well. There's that crazy, tinkly stuff he plays that makes you think of cartoons gone berserk, and the uber creepy organ stuff, which is reminiscent of the music they play in movies when they show the "Mad Scientist's Lair". Scary: So what's your favorite cartoon? Rainbow: My, and I think most children's, favorite time to watch cartoons was Saturday. It really gave me the incentive to get up in the morning, knowing that I'd get a good couple hours of cartoon fix. I think my favorite cartoon is pretty obvious. I also liked Thundercats, My Little Pony, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Chip 'n' Dale's Rescue Rangers, Gem... all that cheesy stuff. Scary: I was personally a big fan of the She-Ra cartoons. Hordak was da bomb! If She-Ra and Rainbow Brite had a tag team match against Hordak and Murky Dismal, what do you think would happen? Rainbow: I thought She-Ra was hot, but I think it played at a time I couldn't catch. I loved that she was a woman kickin' butt all over the place. The first time I saw the movie Red Sonja, I thought it was She-Ra brought to life, but she didn't have that kick-a** horse. Hordak is cool because anyone who rules a horde is cool. Here are the results of the tag team match: She-Ra would totally train Rainbow Brite in the art of hand to hand combat and melee weapon use, using the motivation that she'd be "putting alot of color" all over the floor by gutting her enemies. Murky would be the first to go down, cuz he wouldn't have Lurky backin' him up as muscle. Hordak would send in a horde of enemies while watching from afar, and when the dust cleared, he'd either try to finish them off or run away, as any villain with any sense would do at that point. Scary: I think you should write a song about it... hehe. Rainbow: Hmmmm... Scary: I heard about the misfortunes that befell the poor bunny at your recent show. How's the recovery going? Do you think there will be any lasting emotional effects? Rainbow: I think the bunny is finally starting to learn its lesson. We'll see if its common sense is stronger than its lust for candy at the next show. Scary: Mixing punk and electronic music is a great way to draw a range of individuals to your shows. What seems to be the most prominent culture in your crowd? Rainbow: We get everything from death metal kids to ghetto punks hopping to our crazy beats. The best, actually, is when we play an event where the college crowd is. First, there's this look of intense surprise, then once the hypnotic suggestions kick in, they're completely ready to do our bidding. Scary: Do you find that most of your fans actually understand the content of your songs, or do you get the typical "what are you talking about" reaction? Rainbow: I think the brainwashing is going along quite nicely actually. The ACME Mesmotronic Audio Hypnotizer that we use during our shows leaves an indelible image of our message in the minds of all who hear us. We highly reccomend it. Scary: Have you ever thought about writing a book of twisted fairytales? I'd buy it. Maybe you could even end up with your own cartoon series someday. Rainbow: (Checks her book of evil plans) ...have you been looking through this??? Scary: Great minds think alike... er um... twisted ones do too. Your art, I dare say, stands out even more than your music. Is that just a hobby, or do you plan on doing more with that in the future? Will I be able to hang my very own Rainbow Blight above the mantle someday? You know, a little something for the whole family to enjoy. Rainbow: My art is just as important to me as the music, and they both constantly influence each other. I couldn't have one without the other and don't see any pause in sight! We intend for our future albums to always have covers and art designed by me. We're working on posters and possibly prints of my paintings and drawings to be available on our site for the future. Scary: You seem to have a very dedicated and growing fan-base. Is there any chance that we'll be losing you to the mainstream any time soon? Rainbow: Once we take over the world, there will be no stream... only Zuul. Scary: That was the best answer EVER!!! Do you see Hate in the Box coming to the Cincinnati area in the near future? It's a great place to play, and the pay's prime (sarcasm)! Rainbow: As construction steadily continues on the Hate in the Box Gyrocopter of Doom™, the day grows near when it will be easier to travel to more shows. All we ask is that our fans take the time to post on our message board where the best places to play are, and request us everyday at their local radio stations and rock zines, until they all cave in to our will. A small price to pay in the name of DOOM! Scary: Ms. Blight, it's a real pleasure, and thank you for being a sport. Is there anything you'd like to add in closing? Rainbow: Yes! While we love and appreciate all the choruses of praise and hatred we constantly receive from our fans, we must protest. Our delivery gnomes refuse to pick up anymore mail unless bribes of smut or cupcakes are involved. They barely manage to deliver the mail before they have to go back and fetch some more. Our floggers work tirelessly to keep them motivated, but you can only do that for so long before they start to go numb. Interview by- Scary Jerry |
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